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For Every Woman In A Serious Relationship With Wine

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1. You have goals that are entirely related to wine.

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2. And there’s a place for people who don’t drink with you, it’s called “The Trash.”

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3. For whatever reason, other people just don’t seem to get that your love for wine is endless.

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4. But the truth is you’re a better person when you have a full glass, in general.

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5. You know this is one of the worst things that can happen to a person:

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6. But you’ve figured out ways to get around that bad shit.

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7. You’ve definitely burned some serious calories with wine.

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8. And every time you try to be “good” and “not drink,” the pull of wine is just too strong.

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9. Wine has a way of making you feel fancier than you actually are.

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10. And it brings out your true self, even when you don’t want it to.

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11. You’ve invested a small fortune in all of the wine you drink. And you’re OK with that.

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12. It’s only when someone questions your love of wine that you truly get rattled.

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13. You have your own special routine when it comes to drinking wine.

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14. Mainly because wine has been your longest relationship thus far, and that counts for something.

 

By: Erin La Rosa
***Grabbed from: https://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/things-only-women-who-love-wine-know-to-be-true?utm_term=.eml2MYWoLM#.ywRgJ90x2J