Chardonnay
You think there are three types of people in this world: those who are good at math and those who are not. Read more…
Riesling
You think friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small, some are real and some are fake. Read more…
Pinot Grigio
It frustrates you that so many stupid people are famous. You are a ninja and to anyone who says you are not say “did you see that ” and when they say “no ” you say “exactly”. Read more…
Sauvignon Blanc
If you shake your family tree nuts will come out of it. Read more…
Moscato
You love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up so you can get some ideas. Read more…
White Zinfandel
White Zin drinkers are enigmas wrapped in a shroud. ‘They really are a special type of person. Don’t trust them immediately, they’re might be wizards.’ Read more…
Cabernet Sauvignon
You are tops at disguising it when someone deserves a high five, in the face, with a shovel. Read more…
Malbec
You think common sense is like deodorant in that the people who need it the most never use it. You like Pina Coladas AND getting caught in the rain. Read more…
Pinot Noir
When life knocks you down you calmly get up and say to it: “you hit like a bitch”. You agree with the calender after Tuesday when it says W T F. Read more…
Merlot
You have a list for Karma and all the people it has missed. Read more…
Rioja
Today you are you that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you! Read more…
Chianti
You either like people too much or not at all. You never argue you just explain that you are right and why in a loud voice. Read more…
Shiraz
Your bucket list has wine in it. You are classy, sassy and believe a true friend does not judge you, but judges others, with you. Read more…
Bordeaux
You believe that with great power comes a great electricity bill. Read more…